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Sunday, December 31, 2006

Friday Night Lights: I Have No Will Power


Since my TiVo is already being pushed to its limit, I tried to resist, but I finally caved and checked out the show Friday Night Lights. And of course, I got hooked. High school football - Good. High school drama - Good. High school hot chicks - GOOOOOD. Plus, a guaranteed two to three chill scenes per episode.

I highly recommend checking it out before it returns from its hiatus in January at NBC.com, where all 10 episodes are being streamed for free.

Something to do while recovering from your New Years hangover, perhaps.

Monday, December 25, 2006

The Ricky Gervais Podcast - Christmas Edition


If you haven't checked out the Ricky Gervais podcasts, which are actually in the Guinness Book of World Records for most downloads, then you can start with their new Christmas Special available here for free: The Podfather, Part III

A little background for you: Ricky Gervais and Steve Merchant are the creators of the original Office from the UK (which you have to check out and be patient with because its addictive), and basically use these 30-minute long podcasts to talk drivel and ridicule their "little, bald mank" producer Karl Pilkington (see monkey below).


It's really some funny shit, something that I usually put on at work to keep me smiling. I have all their old podcasts as well, so let me know if you're interested. Also, they have a bunch available on iTunes. Come on, give it a shot.

The Podfather, I (Free)
The Podfather, II (Free)

The Rest on iTunes


Sunday, December 24, 2006

The Good Shepherd

With the age of ridiculously priced movie tickets staying strong, Netflix is my best friend. I'm a patient man; I can wait the standard 4-5 months for the DVD to come out. But when I saw the commercial for The Good Shepherd, with such critic quotes as "THE GODFATHER OF SPY MOVIES!" and "THE BEST SPY MOVIE EVER!", I was sold.


Okay, actually it took some convincing from my friends after a long day of last-minute Christmas shopping when I could have just as easily sat on my ass at home and had a solid helping of Battlestar Galactica Season 2. Plus, I am not so sure Larry King and I share similar taste in film. But I hadn't seen some of my buddies in a while, so I said frak it and hit up the theater.

The plot (courtesy of WikiPedia):

"The value of secrecy -- commitment to honor and discretion -- has been embedded in Edward Wilson (Matt Damon) since childhood. As a dedicated, optimistic student at Yale University, he is recruited to join the Order of Skull and Bones, a secret society designed to breed the world leaders of tomorrow. Wilson's acute intelligence, immaculate reputation, and sincere belief in American values render him a prime candidate for a career in intelligence. During the Second World War, General Sullivan (Robert De Niro) recruits him to the new Office of Strategic Services, a precursor to the Central Intelligence Agency. As one of the Office's covert founders, duplicity is required of Wilson as he navigates a world where nothing can be accepted at face value.

Over his thirty-year career, Wilson's methods are adopted as standard operating procedure and he becomes a respected veteran in his field, but his idealism is eroded by a growing suspicious nature, reflective of a world settling into the long paranoia of the Cold War, and an escalating conflict with his volatile KGB counterpart. In the end, he sacrifices everything in the name of serving the country he loves, including his wife Clover (Angelina Jolie), his child, and himself."


The 10:20 show probably was not the best choice. I didn't realize I was locking myself in for a slow-paced, political thriller with the ominous "greater than 120 minutes" running time. In other words, it certainly felt like it spanned thirty years. It touched on a number of events throughout that time period - World War II, the Cold War, the Bay of Pigs, the origin of the CIA - but I never felt as if the film gave any its due.

Instead, the focus was placed on Edward Wilson, played stoically by Damon. I have never been disappointed with a Damon performance. Hunting. Ripley. Bourne. I loved them all. I couldn't imagine Leo, who was originally slated to play the lead, pulling this role off. Damon did a great job playing the character as the screenplay surely dictated, but I just stopped caring about him and the whole web of espionage around the 76th minute. With all the focus on Damon's character, I didn't get the sense of any significant character development from a cold, unemotional operative with no sense of humor, and if that's the case, why SHOULD I care?

The plot was filled with holes and a lot was left unexplained. Some will argue that this was what makes a spy movie great. That's just crap. For example, at one point, Damon's son is seen as a helpless boy nervously peeing on Santa at a Christmas party and before you know it, he's grown up, smoking cigarettes, joining the CIA and hooking up with some KGB agent in the Congo. Please!

The Good Shepherd did keep my interest; I will give it that. But I'm thinking it was more because I was waiting - nay, praying - for Wilson's neglected wife Clover (Angelina Jolie) to show some boob. Sorry kids, no boob. Zero. There wasn't even a hint of cleavage. What a waste. On a side note, I miss the Jolie a la Girl, Interrupted. You know, when she used to play with knives and wear a "Do Me" look on her face accented by vials of blood hanging from her neck? She used to ooze sex. Now, frankly, I'm getting a bit tired of her and her UN antics. Did you stop reading and scroll down to stare at the Angelina pic? Thought so.


Another part of the film that I wasn't feeling was all its the star power. Aside from Damon, Jolie and De Niro, there was Alec Baldwin, Michael Gambon, Billy Cruddup, William Hurt, John Turturro, even an extremely wrinkled Joe Pesci! It just got a bit distracting after a while. It felt like De Niro was at some Oscars party last year drunkenly recruiting everyone he met into the movie. Honestly, the movie is better than 80% of the crap you see out there right now. Yes, I'm talking about you Deck the Halls.

Nevertheless, the plot was weak, there was seemingly no character development, I don't feel like I learned anything about the history of the events discussed, and did I mention it was long as hell? It makes me happy to see that the Golden Globe nomination committee didn't get tricked by all that star power and rightfully snubbed The Good Shepherd.

I probably should have just stayed home and kicked it with Starbuck and Gauis.

The Good Shepherd Trailer

Saturday, December 23, 2006

The Origin

I know, I know. What am I thinking? Having the URL for my blog involve the phrase "nice package" and title it, of all things, "All I Need". Give me a break. I joined this whole blog game a bit late, and I think all the sites left on the series of tubes was this and "hornymanatee.com" ... oh, wait .... yeaaah, that just got swiped up, so I'm gonna have to stick you guys with this.

You might be wondering why I'm starting a blog about 3.7 years behind everyone else. But I will give you a simple, two-word answer: "The Bitches."

Sorry. I meant to say, "Dave Chappelle." That's cleaner. Yes. Rather.


I went to see this genius of comedy last night in San Francisco at a surprise stand-up performance. Apparently, he was sitting at his home in Columbus, Ohio yesterday, and suddenly he decided that he hadn't been to San Francisco in a while. So, he made some calls, got on a plane, and boom, there he was at the Punchline Comedy Club in front of a 60-bucks-a-pop crowd full of SF yuppies. Actually, before he did all that, he put out the weed he was smoking. Must have been some good shit.

All the guy brought to the stage was the hooded zip-up sweatshirt on his back and a plethora of Winstons. No material. No shtick. Nothing. He sat up there for an hour and a half and just talked. And the audience - myself included - just laughed their asses off.

He talked movies; he hasn't seen Borat. The jeers from the crowd explaining how funny Borat is and how he HAS to see the movie led to a "STOP PRESSURING ME!" exclamation as only Dave can do. However, he did concede that he was definitely seeing Rocky Balboa and contemplating making Half Baked VI when he's 60.

He talked TV; he is a huge fan of Heroes. He described how funny he thought it was that the Cheerleader went to school the day after being raped, killed and cut open on an autopsy table. Of course, he commented on the fact that the black guy's power in the show is getting out of handcuffs. I can't even count how many times he did the squinty-mouth clench Hiro Nakamura face. On a side note, he called Mind of Mencia shit.

He talked politics; although he hopes for a Hillary-Condoleeza cat fight, he believes Barack Obama will win.

Okay, I am not comparing myself to Dave at all. I just figured, "Damn, how sweet would it be to be able to talk about the stuff I love, and put it out there for people to read and waste their time on."

And from this, The Nice Package has risen.

(I really need to do something about that name...)